Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Monday, October 15, 2007

Blinding Powder's New Tooltip

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LOL! At least Blizzard has a sense of humor still.

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Monday, September 24, 2007

Blizzard Nerfs Wisp Spirit

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WowInsider reports today on new graveyards coming in Patch 2.2. What they fail to cover is the severe nerf to every Night Elf in the game!

Examine Wisp Spirit, the Night Elf racial ability that gives us the edge in PvE:

Wisp SpiritRacial Passive
Transform into a wisp upon death, increasing speed by 50%.

"Wait a second, Valenna!" you say, "You're overreacting! You get to run to your corpse from a closer spot as well." Well yes, but if they make closer graveyards, Wisp Spirit becomes less useful versus the other races. If the graveyards are 50% closer to where we die, Wisp Spirit becomes 50% less effective.

WTT Wisp Spirit for just about anything else!

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Friday, September 14, 2007

Haiku: Japanese for Hack You?

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Well, apparently Japanese poetry fever has caught on with the WoW community.

I figured I'd add some of my own:

Stab stab stab stab stab
Stab stab stab stab stab stab stab
Stab stab stab stab stab

Max DPS now
Garotte, Slice and Dice, SS
Til 5 Then Rupture

Maybe I'll think of
Some more later and post them
That's all for now. Bye!

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